Rather Thin Than Healthy - The Gwyneth Paltrow post Christmas 7 day detox diet

Inspired by our flatmate sending us a joke email entitled 'This is the diet we will NOT do' we decided to enter into the world of fad dieting. The aim? Primarily to prove our flatmate, Bitchney, wrong. But also, to see if any of them actually work.

The Gwyneth Paltrow post Christmas 7 day detox diet - the results

The facts:

Length of diet - 7 days

Number of supermarkets visited - 8

Number of visits to supermarkets - 15

Most expensive item - Whey Protein Powder £10.99

Number of times snapped at Bitchney - countless …

Vital statistics:

Bruno’s total inch loss - 3.5 inches (chest 1 inch, hips 1.5 inches, bottom 1 inch)

Rigamoon’s total inch loss - 3 inches (chest 1.5 inches, waist 0.5 inches, bottom 1 inch)

Total cost - £98.01

Bruno’s weight loss - 6.6lbs (3kg)

Rigamoon’s weight loss - 7.5lbs (3.4kg)

£6.95 per lb